Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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