he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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