You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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