he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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