I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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