It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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