Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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