Your tits are I can't wait for
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
