Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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