At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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