I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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