why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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