i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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