week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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