The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
tell me about the eggs
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