So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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