3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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