Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
should my penis look like a turkey
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
