I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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