let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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