That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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