So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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