You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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