Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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