Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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