Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
how does that bad decision feel?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize