wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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