wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
nutella sex= disaster
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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