Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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