her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Randomize
