Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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