You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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