I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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