This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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