toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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