i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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