we're blogging at a bar
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
