3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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