after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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