Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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