who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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