I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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