Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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