its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i think im in europe. pls send help
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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