We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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