lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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