no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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