I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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