I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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