He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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