I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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