Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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