i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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