Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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