rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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